Run #160: Coronation Run

What a run. King Chuck would have been so proud of what was a right royal effort baaaaaah for that bitch Me-Gain f#cking it up for everyone as usual. Despite the lack of any trail markings somehow the hare (Eno) managed to keep most of the pack together despite Derrolicked My Balls trespassing efforts. A surprisingly low score of 2 / 100 was recorded despite the novelty of the shopping mall on home “trail” which really should have been better rewarded.

During the circle, the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid including false accusations of “new shoes” being directed at all round top hash man Baaaaah Sinister. Despite his protests he eventually took his medicine which turns out to be anything but. The evening was rounded off with a five-course taco banquet and frozen margaritas fit for a king. BTW got a call from the restaurant, apparently they seem to be missing some glassware…..