https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Run143.mp4What a run. In fact, it was so good it was universally acknowledged as run of the year ………. to date, with a 7.5 awarded. It was so good Pepe celebrated with yet another shoey. The GM would have joined him Baaah for his shoes exploding mid-run. The usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid, […]

Well, it would have been run / shuffle of the year baaaah the RA going a bit over the top with the rain. Concerns about king tides and our cars being swept away into the Nerang River meant there was only one thing to do………….head to Derro’s. As tradition dedicates Ballbag got lost ……….parking his […]

As you all know today is Waitangi Day, where we honour one of the greatest real estate frauds of all time!!! To celebrate the ultimate in rat c#nting tomorrow night we will be running/shuffling in that little slice of NZ right here on the coast………..Nerang Forest. Both a runners and shufflers trail will be set […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Covid-148.mp4What a great night of hash. For the first time in ages someone got lost and was awarded Covidiot of the week. Most surprisingly the hasher in question was not Ballbag…. Turned out Eno was enjoying the trail so much he decided to do 2 laps of the course despite being only 20 metres from […]

What a run. As advertised it had a bit of everything for everyone including a tunnel start (Eno, there was no need to take a shit in it), a log doom trilogy, a six-way check, bush bashing and a lemon tree inspired piss stop (lemon drop shots). With the Big Dog returning we did our […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Covid-164.mp4Well, the Postman’s Run really did ……….(wait for it) ……….deliver.Despite the absolute confusion about what we were doing the pack set off in the right direction on root to Pacific Fair. Jelly must have felt peckish as he led us up the escalator to the food court before finally escaping the mall and across the road […]

Following on from the drinking standards set at the AGPU the QBR didn’t disappoint but not before an epic 7.7km no hills one way trail including a quadruple log of doom. The on after descended into chaos somewhere between the consumption of the traffic light cocktails and the multiple rounds of the Skol-a-Rama 3000. When […]

Next Tuesday (6.30pm) were back at HQ (Tom Rose Park) @ 6.30pm for a bigger and better attempt to burn down the forest.

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Covid-178.mp4Well,  I think we all know who’ll win the rat c*nting award this year….. Well done to the Sargent for going way too hard, way too early as he gets closer to his special landmark and tricking us all with his non-attendance last night.The resulting confusion (no one knew how to cook sausage’s) meant we […]

Well, it was advertised as choose your own adventure ...........but Jelly took it way too far. 2 hours and 8km after departing on his "quick" walk he somehow managed to swim his way out of the flood ravaged creek to safety only to find no one at the on after. Stupidly the runners had decided […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Covid-197.mp4What a debacle. Firstly, the hare overcooked the hangi and then sent the walkers on a never-ending journey to all corners of the bush. Despite no one getting lost the run/walk was harshly scored a 25/100 but on a positive note the hierarchy agreed to introduce a new midget porn category to the run scoring […]

新年好,We’ll we certainly saw in the New Year (Chinese) with a bang.Despite the lack of virgin bush the run will live long in the memory for us being chased through all corners of the Casino (including the gaming floor) by the crack Star security team. Somehow, we managed to allude capture, so we headed directly […]

To be sure, to be sure tomorrow we belatedly celebrate the patron saint of hash, St Patrick. Paddy (ex GM Limerick HHH) was renowned for setting trail through snake invested virgin bush and his pint of the Black Stuff piss stops so it’s only fitting we follow in his footsteps with a run/walk/crawl through …….Surfers […]