#267: Tommy’s Reach Around

Despite the best efforts of Australian Customs the hare (Tommy Two Touch) finally escaped the cavity search room at Brisbane International just in time to set what was generally regarded a well laid trail. 

Unfortunately due to extreme jet lag (he reckons it feels like he’s not even in Oz) and a sore arse the hare was unable to make the run or on after but his efforts were well rewarded with a 9.75  from our brewmaster extraordinaire (WTFAI) for the walk but somehow this was watered down like a Tun Light to 6.9 for reasons unknown. In a surprising twist the run was also scored a 6.9 by Derrolicked my Balls putting Tommy in a dead heat with pretty much every other hash man for Run of the Year (ROTY).

Back in the circle the usual spiteful and vindicative charges were laid and perhaps one too many for the liking of the RA (Ballbag’s) with his brutal “how f$ckin longwinded is this circle becoming!!”.

Well done to all those who braved the freezing cold to stand around the fire that somehow the walkers managed to get started with a special mention for the traditional Filipino feast organised by the hare (who knew they have Dominos in Manila).

Next week we do it all again with the OJ run as Fresh Meat guides us around even more virgin bush followed by a police chase from the Beechmont Hotel.