#277: Aresnic’s T&A Run

The prominent display of a women’s tits and ass…….well that’s what got a record number of hash men to turn up to the run but either something got lost in translation or the hares (Arsenic) warped sense of humour came to the fore once again ………T&A Run, my arse.

Thankfully the hare put a whole lot more effort into setting the well-marked and bloody confusing (virgin bush) trail resulting in a 5.9km / 54min run and 2.7km / 45min walk through some of the shiggyest shiggy seen since …………last week’s swampland debacle.

In the circle the run was scored a 13.8 by the GM and a 8 by Ballbag’s for the walk and with the usual discounts being applied a 6.9 was recorded for the official records.

With so many visitors and returning runners the lively circle resulted in a record number of charges being dispensed especially by our Elton John impersonating GM to the delight of Ballbag’s. In a shocking revelation Pepe Le Spew’s “lost” down down vessel finally made a re-appearance with a new engraving on it to boot!!! The circle ended with a bunch of Tit……ley’s on the Skol-a-rama 3000 (yeah, lets f&ckin kill Arsenic in the forest next week).

Next week we do it all again with Thomas the Toucher giving us another reach around in even more virgin bush starting from Tom Rose Park.