#289: Hashoween haunted trail

Yee-haw. In what can only be described as one the most terrifying Hashoween experiences ever witnessed by this kennel, our illustrious GM took to the stage of the Beginners & Learners Line Dancing night at the Beechmont Hotel and showed the amassed crowd “how it was done”.

Scary stuff indeed proving two left feet don’t make anything right. Clearly it was too much for management, as not for the first time, security escorted him off the premises before we even had a chance to have the circle.

All this after what can only be described as one of the wettest runs on record. The fact we made it on trail was nothing short of a miracle with the run location changing every five minutes resulting in a clearly confused Cum SOC showing up late claiming “I’ve been past this place ten times already”. We all agreed pin drop’s on Google Maps were super confusing but no worries coz the GM wasn’t exactly punctual either with his usual “there was a power line down and I had to go the long way round” excuse even going to the lengths of producing fake AI photo’s to prove his case.

All this while the super early arriving Derricked my Balls and Baah Sinister sat in a steamed-up Golf on the corner of a busy country road downing Boags in Halloween costumes ……. yeah, it was f&ckin weird night.

Unfortunately, it was so wet even the waterproof flour laid by the hare (FreshMeat) failed meaning we had to rely on “going right” resulting in a shorter than expected 3km / 30-minute run followed by Taco Tuesday at the pub.

As usual Baah Sinister won the raffle (is it rigged?) but to date has not been able to remove the tight fitting extra small Man Utd top. Well done to the hare for putting on another memorial night of hash in fact he’s so keen to create even bigger and better memories next week he has only put his hand up for the Giddy Up Melbourne Cup run next Tuesday.