#291: Remembrance Day

As the pipes played (literally), we remembered all those hash men who had made the ultimate sacrifice so we could run (and walk) freely around the streets of Ashmore. In the words of the unmentionable FREEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!

As we wiped away our tears we were informed by the hare (Arsenic) that yet another isolated thunderstorm had hit the Ashmore Tavern and surrounding areas five minutes before the run, which was a little strange coz there was no evidence of it on the ground but to be fair there was no evidence of chalk, paper or flour either so it must have been true.

With the traditional shots of Jack dispensed the fired up pack hit the 7.1km / 1hr 25min trail to our ultimate destination, Ashmore Tavern Drive Thru.

Turns out the Covid Re-Hash ban is still in place despite Ellen being on her night off so with the wail of sirens in the background the pack departed for the footy ground picnic table where we discovered the remnants of ArseNic’s “dog walk” from the night before.

Back in the circle an enthusiastic Ballbag’s gave the walk a 5 but was then reminded of the ginger beer piss stop so added a 1.9 to the score. Derrolicked my Balls was excited with all the virgin bush on root and agreed a 6.9 was well deserved.

The usual spiteful and vindictive charges then followed but not before the RA was presented with his ceremonial robe for the upcoming naming of Pete and just when he thought Liverpool’s 3-0 defeat to Man City was a distant memory, Baaaah Sinister was presented with his latest child size footy top.

In a shocking twist it turns out the mystery of the “SKOL-a-RAMA 3000” was no mystery at all, with FreshMeat finally fessing up to his heinous crime. Punishment was swiftly dispensed in the form of warm Tun Mid to the delight of the GM and his falsely accused accomplices.

Well done to the hare for yet another memorable night of hash. Next week my monies on the FreshMeat finding the cock funnel in his “shed” just in time for the “Where the f*ck have ewe been run?” all assuming WTFAI’s rash from his recent Asian brothel tour has cleared up by then.