#295: Where’s the Onions Run?

It was only a matter of time. With more injuries than an A&E ward on a Saturday night the time has finally cum to acknowledge that the Covid Re-Hash has in fact become a walking club with a drinking problem!!!

The fact we even made it out to the forest was nothing short of a miracle with the hare (Eno F$ck All) going off very early with a run cancellation notice but thank God for Arsenic, something you never hare, for immediately getting his poll vote in stirring WTFAI and Fresh Meat into action. An “evening of trivia” was then offered up but was promptly shot down by our geographically challenged ex-GM (Y2KY Jelly) who gently reminded the hare he should focus on bush running and not his cross dressing kinks.

As custom dicktates the pre-run drinks were dispensed by the sergeant and when the hare finally rocked up, he looked remarkably clean of any flour. He then led the kennel down a long -winded story suggesting a trail was in fact laid earlier in the day but it had been eaten by all the kangaroos (apparently, he has photographic evidence).

With no other option we “chose random” which really f&cked us up. 3,200 metres of elevation later Taipan finally relented to the relief of WTFAI who was channelling his best impression of Ballbag’s but as it turned out it wouldn’t be his last Ballbag impression of the night. With promises of “Tun’s at the Top” we made the final push only to find no evidence whatsoever of the hares efforts but based on how fast a mountain biker overtook us on the fire trail on the way in we can only assume he was Tun fuelled and making his speedy get away.

4.26km / 1hr 08min later the walkers exited the bush to find the hare had not only brought cut up onions but two different types. In fact, he was so impressed with his efforts he thought it was only appropriate to mix it in with his favourite drop so thanks to Eno F&ck All we now have a new punishment beer, Tunion.

In the circle the usual spiteful and vindicative charges were laid but not before WTFAI awarded the walk a 6.9 (see the video if it ever gets posted) and Eno F$ck All claimed to have no knowledge that Japanese porn pixelated all the good bits.

The “winner” of the much sought after raffle was Arsenic who really appreciated his novelty upside down beer bottle in a beer glass followed by a Hawaiian inspired burger feast that received great reviews from those who actually ate them.

Well done to the hare for putting on an epic night of hash and for introducing pineapple slices to the kennel. This Saturday (2pm) we’ll be sharing Covid Re-Hash Christmas spirit to unsuspecting, and some might say, unfortunate members of the public as we grab undersized kids bikes and visit the many fine watering holes between Cheez Baahs’s and Surfers to prove once and for all, were actually a drinking club with a walking problem!!!

On on
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