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CovidHHH: #153 St Patrick’s Day Run
March 21 @ 6:30 pm$10
To be sure, to be sure the reign of Y2KY Jelly got off to a predictable start with an icing of all-round drinking machine and beloved ex-GM Baaaah Sinster for no apparent reason whatsoever. Proceedings normalised with a far more warranted icing of Pepe Le Spew for choosing to spend his birthday with his family rather than his hash brothers at the AGPU.
The run itself was impacted by the weather with all chalk washed away before the start. This inconvenience didn’t stop Pepe leading the charge over to that little slice of Italy on the coast, Isle of Capri, however in the process he and his gang of front running bastards managed to lose Eno (f&ck all), Derrolicked my Balls and Baaaah Sinister. With D&B seeking black beverages in Surfers somehow Eno (f&ck all) managed to navigate his way back to the start all on his own only to find Cum Smoke had already completed the walkers root in record time.
The FRB’s finally turned up after a marathon effort that took in all parts of the coast. After denying claims he had been appointed 2023 GM, Jelly finally came around after yet another GM nomination presentation (see attached) in the toilets. His appointment was toasted with yet more vodka infused green jelly which by all accounts had matured with age.
The usual vindictive and spiteful charges followed but not before the new GM shared his raison d’être which resulted in Cum Smoke assuming the fetal position screaming “not again”. Anyways, it sounds like more moustaches, mushrooms (magic I assume) and bushy runs will be the order of the day going forward. We didn’t get around to a run / walkers score but based on last year’s winner (see attached awards) I reckon it’s in with a bloody good chance of ROTY.GM