https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Covid-149.mp4He promised it and he bloody well delivered it.A very late contender for Run of the Year and the Karen Pini by Arsenic. A run that had a bit of everything including a complete disregard for anyone’s safety as evidenced by the amount of claret spilt as we literally crawled our way through the bush. […]
Be there early to witness the costumes and haute couture, have a few sneaky cold ones to drum up a bit of Dutch courage for your debut in the public arena. Come dressed in a red dress (available at any op shop, your favourite outfitters - ), or anything Red if you’re shy. The Run, […]
It was a good night out with the Gourmet. The Covid boys did us proud. Front running, eating their fair share and drinking like the pub was about to close. The highlight however was that Jelly and Derro decided to put their arses to proper use and smashed the previous record for sitting on ice.
To be sure, to be sure the reign of Y2KY Jelly got off to a predictable start with an icing of all-round drinking machine and beloved ex-GM Baaaah Sinster for no apparent reason whatsoever. Proceedings normalised with a far more warranted icing of Pepe Le Spew for choosing to spend his birthday with his family […]
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What a run……..or more accurately what a bush bashing, crawl and bum slide. A real epic with plenty of claret spilt over the 8km of pure unadulterated torture which took 5hr 26min to complete. Once again, the failings of the run scoring mechanism were there for everyone to see with a 68 recorded as it […]
Great run last night. Despite a very isolated tornado over Nerang Forest blowing away all the trail prior to the run (these freak weather events always seem to happen when Arsenic is the hare…) we somehow managed to navigate our way around the dense bush. Despite the lack of trail at no time did we […]
What a run. King Chuck would have been so proud of what was a right royal effort baaaaaah for that bitch Me-Gain f#cking it up for everyone as usual. Despite the lack of any trail markings somehow the hare (Eno) managed to keep most of the pack together despite Derrolicked My Balls trespassing efforts. A […]
Well, it only took 161 runs to work it out but finally a hare (Derrolicked my Balls) managed to lay a waterproof trail which defeated the 130mm of rain. Literally a well-crafted trail with paper mache markings and checks taking us to all corners of the forest with the best-ever quality piss-stop (Fireball shots). Thanks […]
What a run. As advertised it had a bit of everything for everyone including a tunnel start (Eno, there was no need to take a shit in it), a log doom trilogy, a six-way check, bush bashing and a lemon tree inspired piss stop (lemon drop shots). With the Big Dog returning we did our […]
Direct from the looney bin our favourite butcher, cum property developer, cum part time lawyer set a trail for the ages………correction, set a trail that took ages. When I say “set a trail” it’s more accurate to say we were handed four envelopes which contained stages of a map which had unfortunately been defaced by […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Covid-164.mp4Well, the Postman’s Run really did ……….(wait for it) ……….deliver.Despite the absolute confusion about what we were doing the pack set off in the right direction on root to Pacific Fair. Jelly must have felt peckish as he led us up the escalator to the food court before finally escaping the mall and across the road […]
Following on from the drinking standards set at the AGPU the QBR didn’t disappoint but not before an epic 7.7km no hills one way trail including a quadruple log of doom. The on after descended into chaos somewhere between the consumption of the traffic light cocktails and the multiple rounds of the Skol-a-Rama 3000. When […]
Well, it was more of a sprint than a run but lots of fun. If the bonfire wasn’t the highlight, then getting home at a reasonable hour definitely was.
Next Tuesday (6.30pm) were back at HQ (Tom Rose Park) @ 6.30pm for a bigger and better attempt to burn down the forest.
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https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Covid-177.mp4What a run! Who would have thought that a pack of UNO cards would result in the best run I’ve been on for at least the last couple of months…..Well done to the hare (GM Jelly) for endangering our lives and a special mention for his placement of the killer brown snake at the beginning […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Covid-178.mp4Well, I think we all know who’ll win the rat c*nting award this year….. Well done to the Sargent for going way too hard, way too early as he gets closer to his special landmark and tricking us all with his non-attendance last night.The resulting confusion (no one knew how to cook sausage’s) meant we […]
