#253: The Nut-Sack & Bum-Hole

Finally, the Covid Hash achieved something…. It may have only taken Arsenic two years to plan and 15 minutes of hash effort, but the bloody Pianola finally made it safe and sound indoors to the delight of the neighbours despite the late excuses from the man surely cut out for the job (Mr Piano aka Pepe Le Spew). Notwithstanding the effort of everyone it turns out the real hero of the move was none other than the late arriving (strategic move?) WTFAI without whose clear directions we would surely have got …..lost?

Surprisingly (first time ever) the run /walk started on time to our favourite “walk through” bottle-o at the Ashmore Tavern where we seem to be on first name basis with all the staff…. Post piss-stop the usual excuses kicked in resulting in half of the pack being driven back to the on after where in the circle the usual nasty and vindicative charges were laid but not before a feast fit for a …….Pianola removal team was put on courtesy of the co-hares Nut Sack and Bum Hole.