#323 : The Mazda Run

Hash Trash: Run #323 – The Mazda Run

Off the back of arguably one of the best virgin runs in hash history, our expectations were high. Naturally, reality hit hard. Not one but two hares failed to even set a run. The only saving grace for the evening was a questionably priced port served out of a goon bag at the drink stop. Classic.

We all headed out as one pack; and in true Arsenic fashion, a slight uphill was immediately put into play. Fuck me days, that is pretty much how long it took to get up there. Following along on a loosely outlined verbal trail, our other master guide, Jelly, led from behind. He successfully managed to steer Fresh Meat, Eno, Pepe and Derro down a fire trail. Yes, you read that right, our happy wanderer was actually back. Exciting stuff.

The pack eventually split after missing a log of doom; an infraction that was later reverse-charged onto poor Eno, because apparently it did not qualify as a true log of doom. Despite the chaos, we all somehow landed up at 5 points for that infamous port stop. Lo and behold, Baah Sinister was already there waiting with Arsenic. Talk about being late to the party.

The On-Afters

Back at the On-afters, we got to enjoy Fresh Meat’s new fire pit. Because our “smashed Avo” was in charge of the grub, we were treated to vegan burgers. Do not panic though; some real meat was snuck in there for good measure.

The real highlight of the evening was a bit of political drama. Our previous GM called out our current GM for missing the historic virgin run and stripped him of the Yellow Jacket on the spot. A clearly visually wounded Pepe Le Spew (aka Caca) thought it was entirely unfair that this little absence resulted in a full impeachment; but he soon lit up like a little boy the day before Christmas when he was presented with the new official Hash GM jacket. What a beauty it is too; it even comes with an attached bottle opener.

Special Mentions

• WTFAI: Our official firestarter is going under the knife for a procedure on Thursday so he has completely stopped drinking before the big day. Consequently, his numerous aqua down downs were a bit of a washout. Mind you, it was nothing like his actual washout; I mean wipeout; from last week. Thankfully he was only wet on the inside this time, and it was highly noted that he was wearing quick-drying shorts this week instead of the infamous Jorts.

• Arsenic: Speaking of caca, Arsenic managed to turn a Green Snake brown on the trail. He pulled off a full ballerina jump right over a snake; talk about a real log of doom.

For those of you currently watching your waistlines, brace yourselves. The co-hares will attempt to set another run next week, so stay tuned.

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