The numbers simply do not lie; or at least they don't when you actually bother to do the math. Both the runners and the walkers managed to successfully add 3+2+5 to arrive at a well-deserved, perfect 10 score. The Trail Checklist For those who managed to pull themselves away from their warm couches to join […]
In what is rapidly becoming a horrific and predictable trend, the hare decided that yet another super steep climb made complete sense for World Chocolate Day. Because nothing says celebrating confectionery quite like inducing a near-cardiac event; thankfully, we were blessed with two drink stops and a drink start, ensuring considerate hydration for the functional […]
What could only be described as an absolute French cock-up started appropriately right outside the latrines; it was a total shit show from that point onward. Thanks to some spectacularly abysmal trail marking by our resident Hare, Pepe, who blamed the cleaners for this, the runners actually had to deploy basic logic and local knowledge […]
So our Hare, Miscarriage, somehow survived pole dancing lessons in Cambodia and a reaming by the Gold Coast Council to set a Figure-of-8 run in Burleigh Heads. It was a 10km "masterpiece" so appallingly marked at the start that we actually needed the toilet paper just to wipe away our tears of frustration. Still, it […]
If you thought last week was a shitshow, strap in, because Run 329 was a cacophony of absolute, unadulterated drama. We came for a run and some beers, but what we got was a theatrical performance of sheer patheticness. Pre-Run WhatsApp Tears & The Arrival As is tradition, the pre-run WhatsApp chat was primarily dedicated […]
