Run #326 – The World Chocolate Day Run

Clagiraba Reserve Park

In what is rapidly becoming a horrific and predictable trend, the hare decided that yet another super steep climb made complete sense for World Chocolate Day. Because nothing says celebrating […]

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Run #327: The French Connection Correction

Eileen Peters Park, 5 The Esplanade, Surfers Paradise

What could only be described as an absolute French cock-up started appropriately right outside the latrines; it was a total shit show from that point onward. Thanks to some spectacularly […]

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Run 328 – The English Soccer Success Run

Rotary Park (Burleigh) Rotary Park (Burliegh) The Esplanade, Burleigh Heads, QLD

So our Hare, Miscarriage, somehow survived pole dancing lessons in Cambodia and a reaming by the Gold Coast Council to set a Figure-of-8 run in Burleigh Heads. It was a […]

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Run #330: Deep in Ball End

Ball End

Welcome to the disaster class that was Run #330. Our illustrious hare, Y2KYJelly, decided to host us from Ball (or Bag) End—proving once and for all that a massive dick […]

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Run 331 – The (Con)Census Run

Tom Rose Park (HQ) 69 Wandin Street, Nerang, QLD

The "Trail" After quickly updating the hareline, it became blindingly obvious that the actual Hare was MIA. So, our GM did what GMs supposedly do - he actually showed up […]

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Run 332: The “Uno’s Fuck All” Run

Tom Rose Park (HQ) 69 Wandin Street, Nerang, QLD

Let’s just get this out of the way: we executed yet another flawlessly planned, masterful, highly athletic run. ...Alright, fine, back to reality. Our esteemed Hare, Derro, decided that actually […]

Run# Tree Hundred and Tirty Tree (333)

Neddy Harper & William Duncan Park 2840 Gold Coast Highway, Surfers Paradise, QLD

What a f$ckin run. The hare (Eno F$ck All) proved once and for all, he really knows how to set trial with this 7km / 3hr 18min beauty. Unfortunately, due […]

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Run #334 – The Sprung Run aka Running with the Bulls(hit)

Hinterland Regional Park public toilet Hardys Rd & Bertana Drive, Mudgeeraba, QLD

Well, here we go again. The hare, Fresh Meat, decided that setting a trail from the infamous dogging park simply lacked ambition. Naturally, the only logical way to upgrade dodging, […]

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Run 335: SpringbaaaaahBok Party

Nolan Park

The usual shenanigans and festivities kicked off with zero walkers in sight and Baah Sinister acting as the hare. He blamed his car breaking down—an excuse strikingly similar to the […]

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Run 336 – BallBags Tennis Tragedy

Miami Tennis Club 26 Courtside Dr, Mermaid Waters, QLD

To be confirmed - please check the whatsapp group but it is Ballbags run next

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