Let’s just get this out of the way: we executed yet another flawlessly planned, masterful, highly athletic run. ...Alright, fine, back to reality. Our esteemed Hare, Derro, decided that actually doing his job and laying a trail was far too much effort. He blamed the rain—which, surprisingly, wasn't just a classic Arsenic-style hallucination this time; […]
The "Trail" After quickly updating the hareline, it became blindingly obvious that the actual Hare was MIA. So, our GM did what GMs supposedly do - he actually showed up and did some work. He laid what was undoubtedly an absolutely amazing trail. It was clearly marked, traversed virgin territory, had well-thought-out guidance, checks, on-backs […]
If you thought last week was a shitshow, strap in, because Run 329 was a cacophony of absolute, unadulterated drama. We came for a run and some beers, but what we got was a theatrical performance of sheer patheticness. Pre-Run WhatsApp Tears & The Arrival As is tradition, the pre-run WhatsApp chat was primarily dedicated […]
It turns out "cant" was completely misspelt in the title; a fitting tribute to the level of intellect we were dealing with from the hare on this particular outing. Our illustrious hare for the night was none other than Y2KYJelly, also known as Queen Victoria clearly arrived with a massive point to prove and decided […]
Hash Trash: Run #323 – The Mazda Run Off the back of arguably one of the best virgin runs in hash history, our expectations were high. Naturally, reality hit hard. Not one but two hares failed to even set a run. The only saving grace for the evening was a questionably priced port served out […]
And what a run it was; Tristan, our to-be-named hasher, wanted to show that he is worthy of being an esteemed member of the Covid Rehash. After arranging an incredible pour down from the skies, our RA wanted to opt-out for some warm Nerang Pizza but still manned up and showed up to enjoy the […]
Well, after much agonizing deliberation – spearheaded by the know-it-all Eno – we actually managed to drag ourselves to Tom Rose HQ. A moment of silence, please, for Arsenic. He stepped up to cover for Cum Soc and laid what we can only assume was a masterpiece of a trail. Sadly, it was completely washed […]
It was a night for the history books, though most of us are trying to drink enough to erase the memory of that first incline. We kicked off Run #315 with the solemn notes of the bugle and the traditional Rum and Milk, a fitting start for Baah Sinister's Anzac Day Memorial Run. Little did […]
Well f&ck me, it’s not often the walkers beat the runner’s home after a rendezvous in the middle of the bush….. Not sure if it was all the on backs, the navigationally challenged front runners or the saboteuring walkers changing the trail markings but somehow WTFAI (yes, his rash from his recent Asian “exploits” has […]
Our esteemed Patriarch actually managed to locate the correct destination, on the right day, and at the right time. Truly, a miracle for the ages. In his usual professional coaching persona, he put us through the expected drills; the only thing missing was a good planking. However, judging by the way some of the boys […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Covid-307.mp4Well, it was time for another vicious Covid ReHash run. Run #307, eloquently dubbed the “Peugeot”, took us back into the dark and edgy abyss of the forest trails.Our hare for the evening was Derro, who set both a walkers and runners trail using paper and a modest sprinkle of flour. He even managed to […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/Covid-300.mp4We just hit run #300 for the Covid ReHash, and it was absolute chaos. It was like a primary school disco but with more grey hair and significantly more questionable decisions.We all rocked up early—unheard of, I know—and the drinks were flowing before we even hit the trail. It’s like we’re trying to see how […]
Well, as usual the 6.30pm run set off when the hare (Arsenic) could be arsed turning up but in what can only be described as an inspired innovation he started the run with a drinks stop!!!As the hare explained the trail he claimed flour would be sighted from five ways which was strange coz it […]
Jesus Christ. When will we learn. Jelly…..live hare……what the f&ck!!!! No surprise then that we went hare, there and everywhere in what can only be described as one of most random runs in the history of the Covid Re-Hash.It became apparent early on as we ascended the biggest f&ckin hill in the forest that the […]
Who would have thought that the combo of WTFAI and Fresh 🥩 would produce the clear front runner for the prestigious “Run of the Year” award, and what a run/walk it was. There was plenty of complaints to begin the trail with murmurs of “too much road” and “Palestine flags what???”. Though fears were quickly […]
It was only a matter of time. With more injuries than an A&E ward on a Saturday night the time has finally cum to acknowledge that the Covid Re-Hash has in fact become a walking club with a drinking problem!!!The fact we even made it out to the forest was nothing short of a miracle […]
It’s not that often the runners cum across the walkers on trail and I certainly can’t remember it happening 45min in with the runners heading back to Tom Rose and the walkers heading in the opposite direction to God knows where!!!However, the runner’s glee was short lived with the forest playing its usual tricks in […]
As expected, WTFAI’s Philippine “yacht regatta” involved very little sailing and was way more a tour of Manila’s Makati red light district known for its midget wrestling and girly bars. Unfortunately, it sounds like one of his sailing crew mates may have cum a cropper with a “lady” he met in one of the bars […]
What an evening of culture as the Covid Hash recognised everything that Germany has given to the world including………..beer, really big steins to drink beer out of, kind of weird beer drinking music performed by even weirder dudes wearing leaderhosen……did I mention the beer.But before all of that we did an amazing run that Y2KY […]
With much sadness the Covid Re-Hash wishes to announce the passing of our founding father and legendary hash man Ballbag’s……or at least he will be if he ever forgets to fully charge his torch before the walk again…….coz we will f$ckin kill him.But hey, aren’t torches in the forest overrated, I mean there was enough […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Covid-274.mp4We ran (6.48km / 1hr 12min), we walked (4.48km / 3 days 2 hrs 8 min), we ate (Turkey surprise), we drank (Tun Mid)…..and then some real dodgy half naked dude cruised in ….claiming to be Santa and forced us to sit on his knee as he handed out presents ……..WTF.Fortunately, I could only hear […]
This week we are celebrating CANADA DAY July 1st. Soon to be moved to July 4th to be part of US Independence Day. Run will be from Tom Rose Park. Bring your eat’n sticks for some good ol’ Canuck food. Sorry, Beavers are out of season at the moment!!
The innovation at this hash has no bounds….. Sure it was an awesome run (8.5km) and walk (4.5km) over 1hr 45min and as advertised with a real sloppy back end but it’s the extra effort this hare (Arsenic) went to that will live long in the memory. To organise a quality piss stop with a […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/Covid-267.mp4Despite the best efforts of Australian Customs the hare (Tommy Two Touch) finally escaped the cavity search room at Brisbane International just in time to set what was generally regarded a well laid trail. Unfortunately due to extreme jet lag (he reckons it feels like he’s not even in Oz) and a sore arse the hare […]
Despite being advertised as Pepe’s Caca in the forest it was far from shit, in fact it’s fair to say if there was any caca it was in fact…….. “good shit” or least that’s what we thought after Eno’s run report but true to form our founding father (Ballbags) set the record straight with his […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Covid-264.mp4 Parking for 40 cars ✅Run recon ✅9kg of flour ✅Virgin trail ✅Piss stop ✅On after Fire ✅Well f#ck me sideways on a Tuesday……someone finally read Ballbag’s guide to organising a run and winning friends at the same time.A cracker of a run / walk over 6.something km’s with a 9.75 being awarded by the […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-259.mp4When the Hare finally arrived, fashionably late, and after plenty of pissing and moaning, the GM finally showed up and we were underway.Arsenic took the trail to new heights, we started the incline, then we ran up another hill, then came another rise to what we thought was the pinnacle, then came 64 more hills. […]
Well, our greatest fears have been realised. The tyrannical reign of Fresh Meat has begun and as threatened for the first time the Covid Rehash now has a book of rules, by-laws and tariffs for the primary benefit of the new GM. Clearly the new regime had been taking advise from Jelly as the circle […]
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He is back from Vegas but it sounds like it might be a bit of a crap shot tonight. If you play your cards right you might get a lucky touch from TTT but at the very least there will hopefully be a stack of chips (and dip) at the end.
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Grab your Santa hats and head to Tom Rose Park tomorrow night for a cracker of a night around the fire.
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https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Run-195.mp4 The promise of Sloppy Seconds certainly resulted in a larger then usual turnout but unfortunately Kirrily let us down by not cumming in time so a dry root was experienced by all. The evening started with a moving smoking ceremony and welcome to country by Uncle Jelly before both runners and walkers hit the […]
Well, it was advertised as choose your own adventure ...........but Jelly took it way too far. 2 hours and 8km after departing on his "quick" walk he somehow managed to swim his way out of the flood ravaged creek to safety only to find no one at the on after. Stupidly the runners had decided […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Covid-178.mp4Well, I think we all know who’ll win the rat c*nting award this year….. Well done to the Sargent for going way too hard, way too early as he gets closer to his special landmark and tricking us all with his non-attendance last night.The resulting confusion (no one knew how to cook sausage’s) meant we […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Covid-177.mp4What a run! Who would have thought that a pack of UNO cards would result in the best run I’ve been on for at least the last couple of months…..Well done to the hare (GM Jelly) for endangering our lives and a special mention for his placement of the killer brown snake at the beginning […]
Wear Christmas themed outfit Dress warmly Trail will be set on road, so no forest running if you don’t want! Bring your favourite marshmallow cooking stick
Next Tuesday (6.30pm) were back at HQ (Tom Rose Park) @ 6.30pm for a bigger and better attempt to burn down the forest.
Well, it was more of a sprint than a run but lots of fun. If the bonfire wasn’t the highlight, then getting home at a reasonable hour definitely was.
Well, it only took 161 runs to work it out but finally a hare (Derrolicked my Balls) managed to lay a waterproof trail which defeated the 130mm of rain. Literally a well-crafted trail with paper mache markings and checks taking us to all corners of the forest with the best-ever quality piss-stop (Fireball shots). Thanks […]
Great run last night. Despite a very isolated tornado over Nerang Forest blowing away all the trail prior to the run (these freak weather events always seem to happen when Arsenic is the hare…) we somehow managed to navigate our way around the dense bush. Despite the lack of trail at no time did we […]
What a run……..or more accurately what a bush bashing, crawl and bum slide. A real epic with plenty of claret spilt over the 8km of pure unadulterated torture which took 5hr 26min to complete. Once again, the failings of the run scoring mechanism were there for everyone to see with a 68 recorded as it […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Covid-149.mp4He promised it and he bloody well delivered it.A very late contender for Run of the Year and the Karen Pini by Arsenic. A run that had a bit of everything including a complete disregard for anyone’s safety as evidenced by the amount of claret spilt as we literally crawled our way through the bush. […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Covid-148.mp4What a great night of hash. For the first time in ages someone got lost and was awarded Covidiot of the week. Most surprisingly the hasher in question was not Ballbag…. Turned out Eno was enjoying the trail so much he decided to do 2 laps of the course despite being only 20 metres from […]
What a F@ck up of a run. 371 vertical metres of pure torture. Injuries galore, much blood spilt. The hare clearly forgot to consult the “Ballbag guide to setting a good trail”. Despite the ample parking and homemade Pepperoni Pizza a score of -5 was awarded due to time penalties.https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/129-Pepperoni.mp4
Run Report The run was held at the Tom Rose Park at 58 Wandin St. Nerang. A group waited at the entrance gate to the park that is an equestrian centre. Several riders and their horses were present so there was a slight wait for them to clear the area. Once they had departed the […]
