https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Video-2.movhttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/COVID-XXXIV.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Covid-Run-XXXVI.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/VID_20201207_215307.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/XXXVIII.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Covid-Run-XXXX.mp4 Run Report What bullshit this run was… I’m not too sure why this run was labelled wrong. It might have been a set up as trail-master Ballpoint  knows I hate XXXX, ‘so let’s stick it to the Queenslander!’. No such fucking-thing as RUN XXXX. I played along because Bograt kept the conversation going on […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Covid-XLV.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Covid-XLVII.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Run-XLVIII.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Covid-Run-XLII.mp4Starting from the Lawnhill Drive entry point the diminished pack of the GM, DerroLicked MyBalls, Bog Rat, Arsenic and Y2k gathered in the deluge.  It was pissing down!  We were wet through before we’d gone 100m. Trail led into the forest and it was great weather for Cane Toad Footy.  The bastards were everywhere and […]

https://www.covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/Covid%20Run%20LIII-Web.mp4COVID HHHSICKIE DAY 2021 NERANG FORESTAfter weeks of torrential rains, the Hash gods had a sudden change of heart and delivered a cracking Autumn night for the COVID HHH’s inaugural Sickie Day celebration. A magnificent full moon hovered just above the forest canopy creating the perfect hash setting…… perfect? Not if you happened to be Spoof […]

COVID HHH - Trash RUN LIV - 197 Crane Cres, NERANG 05 April 21 Hare: BallPoint About an hour before the 6.30pm kick-off, the hare received a phone call from CumSmoke: “Hey mate, I really enjoyed my bush walk to the piss stop last week so I’ve decided to ease my way back into this […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/RunLVI.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Run-LVII.mp4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqTammNFVYA

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Run-LIX.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/runLX.mp4 View Video

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/LXI.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Run-LXIII.mp4https://youtu.be/OF13GOYydsYhttps://youtu.be/e8k33uCa3Mo

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Run-LXIV.mp4 https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/PussyGrabber-Web.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Covid-LXV.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Covid-LXVI.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/CovidRun-LXVII.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Covid-Run-71.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Covid-Run-72.mp4

Run #87 will live long in the memory but just in case you had too much to drink here is a quick re-cap. We arrived at Chez Ball Bags to be greeted by Mrs Ball Bags cooking up a storm. We knew a great night was upon us……or at least a good feed. Our fearless […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Run105.mp4Virgin bush/sand, water everywhere, the hint of rape in the air and not one but two self-nominated shoey’s. Well done Kylie, an early contender for ROTY. https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Pepe-rotated-1.mp4https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Jelly.mp4

Great f*#king run & nosh last night.  Early contender for ROTY and the “Karen Pini”. A virgin trail with plenty of bush bashing including a 30 metre vertical drop and a new Covid Hash record of 17 on-backs. Our attempts to burn down the forest were unsuccessful but with plenty of charges from the run (and […]

Great run last night. A very technical course. In fact It was so technical not only did the hare (Y2KY Jelly) get lost during the run but so did our favourite front running bastard, Pepe Le Spew, at the end of the run. We would have gone out searching for him but we were too […]

Great run last night. Good to see the progress Miscarriage has made on the new Covid Rehash clubhouse. Impressive entry for “Fire of the Year””, shame about the boring view.    https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/IMG_2585.mov

Run #122 lived up to its name last night.1 hill2 km trail2 slabs of beerA marvelous effort by our wounded hare who despite life threatening injuries still managed to lay some chalk. Unfortunately, as it turned out, not enough chalk for our self proclaimed “greatest front runnner of hash” who scored the run a minus 2. […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Run143.mp4What a run. In fact, it was so good it was universally acknowledged as run of the year ………. to date, with a 7.5 awarded. It was so good Pepe celebrated with yet another shoey. The GM would have joined him Baaah for his shoes exploding mid-run. The usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid, […]

Well, it would have been run / shuffle of the year baaaah the RA going a bit over the top with the rain. Concerns about king tides and our cars being swept away into the Nerang River meant there was only one thing to do………….head to Derro’s. As tradition dedicates Ballbag got lost ……….parking his […]

As you all know today is Waitangi Day, where we honour one of the greatest real estate frauds of all time!!! To celebrate the ultimate in rat c#nting tomorrow night we will be running/shuffling in that little slice of NZ right here on the coast………..Nerang Forest. Both a runners and shufflers trail will be set […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Covid-148.mp4What a great night of hash. For the first time in ages someone got lost and was awarded Covidiot of the week. Most surprisingly the hasher in question was not Ballbag…. Turned out Eno was enjoying the trail so much he decided to do 2 laps of the course despite being only 20 metres from […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Covid-149.mp4He promised it and he bloody well delivered it.A very late contender for Run of the Year and the Karen Pini by Arsenic. A run that had a bit of everything including a complete disregard for anyone’s safety as evidenced by the amount of claret spilt as we literally crawled our way through the bush. […]

To be sure, to be sure the reign of Y2KY Jelly got off to a predictable start with an icing of all-round drinking machine and beloved ex-GM Baaaah Sinster for no apparent reason whatsoever. Proceedings normalised with a far more warranted icing of Pepe Le Spew for choosing to spend his birthday with his family […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Covid-154.mp4

What a run……..or more accurately what a bush bashing, crawl and bum slide. A real epic with plenty of claret spilt over the 8km of pure unadulterated torture which took 5hr 26min to complete. Once again, the failings of the run scoring mechanism were there for everyone to see with a 68 recorded as it […]

Great run last night. Despite a very isolated tornado over Nerang Forest blowing away all the trail prior to the run (these freak weather events always seem to happen when Arsenic is the hare…) we somehow managed to navigate our way around the dense bush. Despite the lack of trail at no time did we […]

What a run. King Chuck would have been so proud of what was a right royal effort baaaaaah for that bitch Me-Gain f#cking it up for everyone as usual. Despite the lack of any trail markings somehow the hare (Eno) managed to keep most of the pack together despite Derrolicked My Balls trespassing efforts. A […]

Well, it only took 161 runs to work it out but finally a hare (Derrolicked my Balls) managed to lay a waterproof trail which defeated the 130mm of rain.  Literally a well-crafted trail with paper mache markings and checks taking us to all corners of the forest with the best-ever quality piss-stop (Fireball shots). Thanks […]

What a run. As advertised it had a bit of everything for everyone including a tunnel start (Eno, there was no need to take a shit in it), a log doom trilogy, a six-way check, bush bashing and a lemon tree inspired piss stop (lemon drop shots). With the Big Dog returning we did our […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Covid-164.mp4Well, the Postman’s Run really did ……….(wait for it) ……….deliver.Despite the absolute confusion about what we were doing the pack set off in the right direction on root to Pacific Fair. Jelly must have felt peckish as he led us up the escalator to the food court before finally escaping the mall and across the road […]

Following on from the drinking standards set at the AGPU the QBR didn’t disappoint but not before an epic 7.7km no hills one way trail including a quadruple log of doom. The on after descended into chaos somewhere between the consumption of the traffic light cocktails and the multiple rounds of the Skol-a-Rama 3000. When […]

Well, it was more of a sprint than a run but lots of fun. If the bonfire wasn’t the highlight, then getting home at a reasonable hour definitely was.

Next Tuesday (6.30pm) were back at HQ (Tom Rose Park) @ 6.30pm for a bigger and better attempt to burn down the forest.

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Covid-175.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Covid-177.mp4What a run! Who would have thought that a pack of UNO cards would result in the best run I’ve been on for at least the last couple of months…..Well done to the hare (GM Jelly) for endangering our lives and a special mention for his placement of the killer brown snake at the beginning […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Covid-178.mp4Well,  I think we all know who’ll win the rat c*nting award this year….. Well done to the Sargent for going way too hard, way too early as he gets closer to his special landmark and tricking us all with his non-attendance last night.The resulting confusion (no one knew how to cook sausage’s) meant we […]

Next Tuesday Ballbags will be setting the trail from Rotoract Park, Nerang (opposite 1 Balyando Drive).

Well, it looks like we can add mountaineering to our list of activities…..The run and walk lived up to its billing as we all agreed we wished we were dead after crawling up the north face of Everest Junior and it’s 186m sheer vertical elevation. After finally hitting the ridge line things only got worse […]

It all kicks off 6.30pm next Tuesday from Chez Ballbags at 3 Karrinyup Place, Robina. The hare has requested an indication of numbers for the 7-course banquet that’s being prepared so if you can definitely make it next Tuesday text him on (0438) 088-362.

Well, it was advertised as choose your own adventure ...........but Jelly took it way too far. 2 hours and 8km after departing on his "quick" walk he somehow managed to swim his way out of the flood ravaged creek to safety only to find no one at the on after. Stupidly the runners had decided […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Run-195.mp4 The promise of Sloppy Seconds certainly resulted in a larger then usual turnout but unfortunately Kirrily let us down by not cumming in time so a dry root was experienced by all. The evening started with a moving smoking ceremony and welcome to country by Uncle Jelly before both runners and walkers hit the […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Covid-197.mp4What a debacle. Firstly, the hare overcooked the hangi and then sent the walkers on a never-ending journey to all corners of the bush. Despite no one getting lost the run/walk was harshly scored a 25/100 but on a positive note the hierarchy agreed to introduce a new midget porn category to the run scoring […]

新年好,We’ll we certainly saw in the New Year (Chinese) with a bang.Despite the lack of virgin bush the run will live long in the memory for us being chased through all corners of the Casino (including the gaming floor) by the crack Star security team. Somehow, we managed to allude capture, so we headed directly […]

Next week’s hare is Fresh Meat with a run/walk/sit from Hinterland Regional Park.

To be sure, to be sure tomorrow we belatedly celebrate the patron saint of hash, St Patrick. Paddy (ex GM Limerick HHH) was renowned for setting trail through snake invested virgin bush and his pint of the Black Stuff piss stops so it’s only fitting we follow in his footsteps with a run/walk/crawl through …….Surfers […]

Virtually, what a run.  A great best effort ever by the hare (Eno) with technology winning the day resulting in a remarkable 38.1 awarded in the circle followed by a well-deserved icing. The usual spiteful and vindicative charges followed with Arsenic saving the day with his pizza order so once again we avoided the dreaded […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/Covid-212.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/Run213.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/Covid-214.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/Covid-215.mp4

Download MapRun https://apps.apple.com/au/app/maprun/id1634949963 or https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=au.com.fne.maprun7&hl=en_AU for a virtually good run/walk this Tuesday at 6.30pm from Forest Entry Gate, Corner of Mylor St & Yarrayne Rd, Nerang.  

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/COvid-221.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/Covid-222.mp4

Grab your Santa hats and head to Tom Rose Park tomorrow night for a cracker of a night around the fire.

Yep, it’s that time again were we prove just how unfit we really. Tuesday @ 6.30pm.

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/WhatsApp-Video-2024-09-23-at-11.51.09.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/WhatsApp-Video-2024-09-23-at-11.51.09.mp4

Baah Sinister decided that we needed to explore new bush. So the run is set around Varsity Lakes

two, three, four ...let's see you in the Forest Floor

Well it only took 250 runs but finally a hare worked out how to set a f%ckin great bush trail, piss stop and nosh. Well done to Derrolicked my Balls for all the effort planning and setting the run (apparently all his hours spent in the Burleigh bush had nothing to do with his Mother-in-Law […]

What da F&ck…..turns out WTFAI isn’t as navigationally challenged as we all thought…..Bloody great runners & walker’s trail set including flour in the forest, piss stop of the year (maple syrup whisky) and his take on sausages in bread. Unfortunately, the promises of plenty of fentanyl never materialised despite hosting the on after in a […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Covid-252.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Covid-253.mp4Finally, the Covid Hash achieved something…. It may have only taken Arsenic two years to plan and 15 minutes of hash effort, but the bloody Pianola finally made it safe and sound indoors to the delight of the neighbours despite the late excuses from the man surely cut out for the job (Mr Piano aka […]

Baaah’s Ballzup – Part Deux from the end of Belliss Road, Lower Beechmont Conservation Area.https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Covid-254.mp4

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Covid-255.mp4

A very late contender for Run of the Year (ROTY) and the Karen Pini with 3.7km of pure bush bashing torture up Water Tower Hill.  Despite the hare being pulled into an emergency body corporate meeting somehow the pack managed to keep together and follow the trail up, down and back around to Smokie’s with […]

Well, our greatest fears have been realised. The tyrannical reign of Fresh Meat has begun and as threatened for the first time the Covid Rehash now has a book of rules, by-laws and tariffs for the primary benefit of the new GM. Clearly the new regime had been taking advise from Jelly as the circle […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-259.mp4When the Hare finally arrived, fashionably late, and after plenty of pissing and moaning, the GM finally showed up and we were underway.Arsenic took the trail to new heights, we started the incline, then we ran up another hill, then came another rise to what we thought was the pinnacle, then came 64 more hills. […]

What better way to honour the spirit of the ANZACs than with a splash of rum & milk pre-run, Last Post on the speaker, and a ragtag bunch of blokes trotting around Nerang forest in the dark? That’s exactly what went down this week, kicking off from Brookfield Court.Baaah Sinister was our hare for the […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-261.mp4Freeeeeeeeedom.What a night of South Africa’s finest foods and beers with plenty of Biltong, Boerewors, Bunny Chow, Potjiekos and Castle Lagers to boot. Well, that’s what could have happened, but our resident Saffa is……...Eno.Upon arrival at the on on both runners and walkers were presented with …….a map. The promised tits on the run did […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-261.mp4 Ay, Caramba……..Perfecto!!! For the first time in the history of hash the first ever set of 10’s was awarded by both walkers and the runners. A real tour de Nerang combining both the best bits of the urban and real jungle over 7.82km with an expertly timed high quality (tequila) piss stop for both […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Covid-263.mp4 Well, you always remember your first time (and we’ll never forget this one)………… Ewe know it’s been a cracker of a trail when both walkers and runners, rendezvous in the middle of the bush and it dawns on them ……we need an uber. Who would have thought one wrong turn at the start of […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Covid-264.mp4 Parking for 40 cars ✅Run recon ✅9kg of flour ✅Virgin trail ✅Piss stop ✅On after Fire ✅Well f#ck me sideways on a Tuesday……someone finally read Ballbag’s guide to organising a run and winning friends at the same time.A cracker of a run / walk over 6.something km’s with a 9.75 being awarded by the […]

Despite being advertised as Pepe’s Caca in the forest it was far from shit, in fact it’s fair to say if there was any caca it was in fact…….. “good shit” or least that’s what we thought after Eno’s run report but true to form our founding father (Ballbags) set the record straight with his […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/Covid-267.mp4Despite the best efforts of Australian Customs the hare (Tommy Two Touch) finally escaped the cavity search room at Brisbane International just in time to set what was generally regarded a well laid trail. Unfortunately due to extreme jet lag (he reckons it feels like he’s not even in Oz) and a sore arse the hare […]