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Covid Run #120

Southport Surf Life Saving Club MacArthur Parade, Main beach, Queensland

Great run last night. A very technical course. In fact It was so technical not only did the hare (Y2KY Jelly) get lost during the run but so did our favourite front running bastard, Pepe Le Spew, at the end of the run. We would have gone out searching for him but we were too …

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Covid Run #121

The Tallows 139 Evanita Drive, Gilston, QLD

Great run last night. Good to see the progress Miscarriage has made on the new Covid Rehash clubhouse. Impressive entry for “Fire of the Year””, shame about the boring view.


Covid Run # 122 – F$ck off Derro

Korman Family Park 183 Stanhill Drive, Chevron Island, QLD

Run #122 lived up to its name last night.1 hill2 km trail2 slabs of beerA marvelous effort by our wounded hare who despite life threatening injuries still managed to lay some chalk. Unfortunately, as it turned out, not enough chalk for our self proclaimed “greatest front runnner of hash” who scored the run a minus 2. …

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Run #123 “Let’s Get Physical” Oliver Newton-John Memorial

Chameleon Lounge Bar, Shop 1 / 97 Surf Parade Broadbeach 98 Sidney Nolan Drive, Coombahah, Queensland run last night. Despite the hare’s efforts to kill us we all managed to survive the heart attack inducing 157-metre vertical ascent followed by an ankle breaking descent through closed off trails filled with killer kangaroos. For those brave enough to relive it check out the attached video.  Very impressed to see so many of …

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Run #124 City to Surf (Club?)

Eileen Peters Park, 5 The Esplanade, Surfers Paradise The City to Surf (Club?) lived up to its billing last night. Under fine sky's we followed a well-marked trail with plenty of checks & on backs resulting in a + 2 hour run (see relive). Surprising amount of virgin bush with a great piss stop. Special mention for the array of nosh the …

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Run #125 Return of the Dragon

Chameleon Lounge Bar, Shop 1 / 97 Surf Parade Broadbeach 98 Sidney Nolan Drive, Coombahah, Queensland run last run. A really-well laid trail which was super easy to follow. No complaints from either the runners or walkers. Despite ample parking a low score of 0.5 was awarded.Brett was also named during the circle which was nothing short of a debacle with the naming committee once again letting themselves and the …

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Run # 126 Back to the Beach (again)

Eileen Peters Park, 5 The Esplanade, Surfers Paradise run last night under clear skies. Good to see Ballbags discharged himself from hospital just in time for the run start. A really-well laid trail, especially through the undercover carpark, with a clear winner of piss-stop of the year (I’ve gone early).   The pint of Guinness rule was applied to the run scoring resulting …

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Run # 127 – 3rd Kyrgios Kup

Miami Tennis Club, 26 Courtside Drive, Mermaid Waters

The results are in:Jelly = biggest cheater and suck up to Ballbag. I.e. the winner.Ballbag tossed off Pepe and Boggy and Boggy won!Brett became the biggest loser and Smokie was the runner-up loser - which is i ln fact the biggest loser...All round a fuck up!Champions Winning SpeechEat a bag of Dicks you blokes.  Try …

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Run 128 # QEII Memorial

Chameleon Lounge Bar, Shop 1 / 97 Surf Parade Broadbeach 98 Sidney Nolan Drive, Coombahah, Queensland

Great run / walk (around the rotunda) last night. An on-time start was followed by a right royal effort through the swamplands of Coombabah which didn’t disappoint. A well-deserved score of 5 / 10 was awarded at an emotional QE2 memorial circle. The banquet that followed was based on the last meal Liz Buckingham (ex …

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Run # 129 Pepperoni Pizza Day

Tom Rose Park, 69 Wandin Street, Nerang 69 Wandin Street, Nerang

What a [email protected] up of a run. 371 vertical metres of pure torture. Injuries galore, much blood spilt. The hare clearly forgot to consult the “Ballbag guide to setting a good trail”. Despite the ample parking and homemade Pepperoni Pizza a score of -5 was awarded due to time penalties.


Run # 131 – O J Run

12 Waterways Drive, Main Beach 12 Waterways Drive, Main Beach, Queensland

# 133 Sausagefest

Budds Beach 33 River Drive, Budds Beach

Well, it finally happened. After 133 attempts the perfect run time was finally achieved. Congratulations to Pepe, the weeks of trail recon really paid off with a run lasting 60min 00sec. Not only did he achieve the perfect run time but there was plenty of parking, loads of sausages (it was Sausagefest after all) and …

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# 134 Oktoberfest

Benowa Tavern 117 Ashmore Road, Benowa

What a run. First use of environmentally friendly black chalk, first furniture removal at a piss stop and the first jamming session of the newly created Covid Hash band with Jelly on the drums and Kylie on the keys. Rock on fellas.    The trail itself was so well marked with environmentally friendly black chalk it unfortunately …

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# 135 Hashoween

Ned Twohill Equestrian Park, Twohill Lane (off Queen Street), Southport New Twohill Equestrian Park, Southport, QLD

This week’s run, officially celebrating the ancient public holiday of Halloween or All Hallows Eve where the dead rise up, it couldn’t have been more apt for the COVID RH3 to attend “The Walking Dead” otherwise known as GCH3.  But where the fuck was everyone? Botcho (Covid RH3) set the run straight through the cemetery, marking …

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# 136 Bloody Full Moon Run

Korman Family Park 183 Stanhill Drive, Chevron Island, QLD

What a Bloody Great Night. A technical 4km trail with plenty of on-backs and a bit of rat c#nting. First use of environmentally friendly leaves for trail marking received mixed reviews but overall, a 10/10 effort from the hare (Kylie) followed by an even better on-after at a late contender for Pub of the Year, …

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# 137 Steve Irwin Run

BBQ's behind Main Beach Pavilion Main Beach Pavilion, MacArthur Parade, Main Beach QLD 4217, Gold Coast, QLD

Crikey, what a night. Steve would have been so proud. The hare (Y2KY Jelly) set what we thought was an excellent run only to discover in the circle (I know, who would have thought) 15 other runners who we never saw on our trail but were claiming they also followed “trail” all over The Spit. …

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# 139 Ballbreaker Run

Rotoract Park, Nerang 2 Balyando Drive, Nerang, Queensland

You know it’s going to be a good run when you turn up and everyone’s downing birthday beers. Cheer’s Ballbag. The run started with an obligatory sojourn through a stormwater drain which turned out to be an on-back. We then bush bashed our way up to the fire trail to the first check leading to the …

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