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#144 恭喜發財 Run

Budds Beach 33 River Drive, Budds Beach

Well, it would have been run / shuffle of the year baaaah the RA going a bit over the top with the rain. Concerns about king tides and our cars being swept away into the Nerang River meant there was only one thing to do………….head to Derro’s. As tradition dedicates Ballbag got lost ……….parking his …

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Run #145

Bent Banana's 24 Maryland Ave, Carrara, QLD

Run #146 – Happy Birthday NZ

Nerang Forest - Yarrayne Road 60 Yarrayne Road, Nerang, QLD

As you all know today is Waitangi Day, where we honour one of the greatest real estate frauds of all time!!! To celebrate the ultimate in rat c#nting tomorrow night we will be running/shuffling in that little slice of NZ right here on the coast………..Nerang Forest. Both a runners and shufflers trail will be set …

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#147 Texas Hold’em Poker Night

Cleland Crescent 14 Cleland Crescent, , Broadbeach Waters, QLD


Run #148: Mardis Gras Bush Run

Tom Rose Park, 69 Wandin Street, Nerang 69 Wandin Street, Nerang a great night of hash. For the first time in ages someone got lost and was awarded Covidiot of the week. Most surprisingly the hasher in question was not Ballbag…. Turned out Eno was enjoying the trail so much he decided to do 2 laps of the course despite being only 20 metres from …

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Run #149: Double Banger Run

Tom Rose Park, 69 Wandin Street, Nerang 69 Wandin Street, Nerang promised it and he bloody well delivered it.A very late contender for Run of the Year and the Karen Pini by Arsenic. A run that had a bit of everything including a complete disregard for anyone’s safety as evidenced by the amount of claret spilt as we literally crawled our way through the bush. …

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Run #150: Red Dress Run

Boat Ramp 2 TE Peters Drive, Broadbeach Waters, Queensland

Be there early to witness the costumes and haute couture, have a few sneaky cold ones to drum up a bit of Dutch courage for your debut in the public arena. Come dressed in a red dress (available at any op shop, your favourite outfitters -  ), or anything Red if you’re shy. The Run, …

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Run #151: Jungle Run

Frascott Park 23a Yodelay Street, Varsity Lakes, Queensland

It was a good night out with the Gourmet.  The Covid boys did us proud. Front running, eating their fair share and drinking like the pub was about to close.  The highlight however was that Jelly and Derro decided to put their arses to proper use and smashed the previous record for sitting on ice. 


Giddy Up St Paddy’s Covid Re-Hash AGPU

Diamond Beach Resort 10-16 Alexandra Ave, Mermaid Beach, QLD

What are we doing: o Drinking piss o Getting on the punt o Burning green sausages o Awarding prizes o Anointing the new GM and his mismanagement team o Stumbling around various Irish bars

CovidHHH: #153 St Patrick’s Day Run

Eileen Peters Park, Esplanade, Surfers Paradise QLD 5 The Espalanade, Surfers Paradise, Queensland

To be sure, to be sure the reign of Y2KY Jelly got off to a predictable start with an icing of all-round drinking machine and beloved ex-GM Baaaah Sinster for no apparent reason whatsoever. Proceedings normalised with a far more warranted icing of Pepe Le Spew for choosing to spend his birthday with his family …

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Run #154: Mad Max Bush Run

Glossy Black Reserve Entrance (Tallebudgera Tributary Reserve) Across 168 Barden Ridge Rd, Reedy Creek, QLD


Run #155: Torture Trail

Tom Rose Park, 69 Wandin Street, Nerang 69 Wandin Street, Nerang

What a run……..or more accurately what a bush bashing, crawl and bum slide. A real epic with plenty of claret spilt over the 8km of pure unadulterated torture which took 5hr 26min to complete. Once again, the failings of the run scoring mechanism were there for everyone to see with a 68 recorded as it …

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Run #156

Admiralty Drive 5 Admiralty Drive, Paradise Waters, QLD

Run #157: KK’s Birthday Run

Tom Rose Park, 69 Wandin Street, Nerang 69 Wandin Street, Nerang

Great run last night. Despite a very isolated tornado over Nerang Forest blowing away all the trail prior to the run (these freak weather events always seem to happen when Arsenic is the hare…) we somehow managed to navigate our way around the dense bush. Despite the lack of trail at no time did we …

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Run #158: Anzac Day

Broadbeach Bowls Club 169 Surf Parade, Broadbeach, QLD

Lest we forget the courage, mateship, and sacrifice of those who have gone before us so we pay our respects to those who have fallen starting with Gunfire followed by a 6km Kokoda trail where we will navigate our way through various watering hole hazards, a two-up circle, kebab shop and all finishing up with …

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Run #159: Gourmet Hash 45th Birthday Run

Emerald Lakes Boat Ramp Lakeside Drive, Carrara, QLD

This cumming Monday (1st) the State Government has declared a public holiday to honour one of Queensland’s greatest sporting organisations as it celebrates its 45th birthday ……The Gourmet Hash.   We like nothing like a good run piss up so we will be joining our hash brothers celebrate their big day. With a bit of …

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Run #160: Coronation Run

Bill Pippen Oval 2 Priddeys Road, Robina, QLD

What a run. King Chuck would have been so proud of what was a right royal effort baaaaaah for that bitch Me-Gain f#cking it up for everyone as usual. Despite the lack of any trail markings somehow the hare (Eno) managed to keep most of the pack together despite Derrolicked My Balls trespassing efforts. A …

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Run #161: Cinco de Mayo

Tom Rose Park, 69 Wandin Street, Nerang 69 Wandin Street, Nerang

Well, it only took 161 runs to work it out but finally a hare (Derrolicked my Balls) managed to lay a waterproof trail which defeated the 130mm of rain.  Literally a well-crafted trail with paper mache markings and checks taking us to all corners of the forest with the best-ever quality piss-stop (Fireball shots). Thanks …

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Run #162: Return of the Big Dog

Brookfield Court Reserve 31 Brookfield Court, Nerang, Queensland

What a run. As advertised it had a bit of everything for everyone including a tunnel start (Eno, there was no need to take a shit in it), a log doom trilogy, a six-way check, bush bashing and a lemon tree inspired piss stop (lemon drop shots). With the Big Dog returning we did our …

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Run #163: One Who Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (GCMH3)

Gilston (Miscarriage's) 139 Evanita Drive, Gilston, QLD

Direct from the looney bin our favourite butcher, cum property developer, cum part time lawyer set a trail for the ages………correction, set a trail that took ages. When I say “set a trail” it’s more accurate to say we were handed four envelopes which contained stages of a map which had unfortunately been defaced by …

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