He is back from Vegas but it sounds like it might be a bit of a crap shot tonight. If you play your cards right you might get a lucky […]
He just got back and decided that the stinky smell from you blokes was too much to handle so he is off again. Can he get us lost, I mean […]
Mick is taking us on a run around Margaritaville aka Burleigh Heads.
Well it only took 250 runs but finally a hare worked out how to set a f%ckin great bush trail, piss stop and nosh. Well done to Derrolicked my Balls […]
What da F&ck…..turns out WTFAI isn’t as navigationally challenged as we all thought…..Bloody great runners & walker’s trail set including flour in the forest, piss stop of the year (maple […]
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https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Covid-253.mp4Finally, the Covid Hash achieved something…. It may have only taken Arsenic two years to plan and 15 minutes of hash effort, but the bloody Pianola finally made it safe […]
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A very late contender for Run of the Year (ROTY) and the Karen Pini with 3.7km of pure bush bashing torture up Water Tower Hill. Â Despite the hare being pulled […]
Next week is the Annual General Piss Up (AGPU) were we attempt to drink our body weight in beer and then ride a mechanical bull (what could possibly go wrong). […]
Well, our greatest fears have been realised. The tyrannical reign of Fresh Meat has begun and as threatened for the first time the Covid Rehash now has a book of […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-259.mp4When the Hare finally arrived, fashionably late, and after plenty of pissing and moaning, the GM finally showed up and we were underway.Arsenic took the trail to new heights, we […]
What better way to honour the spirit of the ANZACs than with a splash of rum & milk pre-run, Last Post on the speaker, and a ragtag bunch of blokes […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-261.mp4Freeeeeeeeedom.What a night of South Africa’s finest foods and beers with plenty of Biltong, Boerewors, Bunny Chow, Potjiekos and Castle Lagers to boot. Well, that’s what could have happened, but […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-261.mp4 Ay, Caramba……..Perfecto!!! For the first time in the history of hash the first ever set of 10’s was awarded by both walkers and the runners. A real tour de […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Covid-263.mp4 Well, you always remember your first time (and we’ll never forget this one)………… Ewe know it’s been a cracker of a trail when both walkers and runners, rendezvous in […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Covid-264.mp4 Parking for 40 cars âś…Run recon âś…9kg of flour âś…Virgin trail âś…Piss stop âś…On after Fire âś…Well f#ck me sideways on a Tuesday……someone finally read Ballbag’s guide to organising […]
Despite being advertised as Pepe’s Caca in the forest it was far from shit, in fact it’s fair to say if there was any caca it was in fact…….. “good […]
Wimbledon, Roland Garros, Flushing Meadows and Melbourne Park are all venues synonymous with the greats of tennis and now it’s time to add the Royal Miami Tennis Club to the […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/Covid-267.mp4Despite the best efforts of Australian Customs the hare (Tommy Two Touch) finally escaped the cavity search room at Brisbane International just in time to set what was generally regarded […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/Covid-268.mp4What the f&ck!!!! Does anyone else think the GM is trying to kill us?A mountain climb that will live long in the memory ……for all the wrong reasons. Virgin bush…….the […]
The innovation at this hash has no bounds….. Sure it was an awesome run (8.5km) and walk (4.5km) over 1hr 45min and as advertised with a real sloppy back end […]
This week we are celebrating CANADA DAY July 1st. Soon to be moved to July 4th to be part of US Independence Day. Run will be from Tom Rose Park. […]
It took a few false starts, and plenty of attempts at withdrawing late, but after some arm twisting, Eno, the hare put on a cracker.Apparently there was a walk set, […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Covid-273.mp4Sacre bleu. Who would have thought after all this time we find out the hare (Pepe Le Spew) is not only French but also a chef……incroyable!!In a Bastille Day celebration […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Covid-274.mp4We ran (6.48km / 1hr 12min), we walked (4.48km / 3 days 2 hrs 8 min), we ate (Turkey surprise), we drank (Tun Mid)…..and then some real dodgy half naked […]
What a run / walk!!! Great territory through the Varsity Lakes Wetlands and beyond. A technically challenging trail as technically speaking we had no idea where we were going, that […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Covid-276.mp4What the f&ck!!!! A thinking man’s run my arse but let’s face it the warning signs were there early…..I mean there was still no meeting point communicated (apparently there’s a […]
The prominent display of a women’s tits and ass…….well that's what got a record number of hash men to turn up to the run but either something got lost in […]
With much sadness the Covid Re-Hash wishes to announce the passing of our founding father and legendary hash man Ballbag’s……or at least he will be if he ever forgets to […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/Covid-279.mp4Did you ever hear about the Covid Re-Hashman who went to Hong Kong on an Irish passport and ended up with crabs on Christmas Island. More to cum on this […]
1.45pm, the 198 metre Par 3, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee […]
You know the drill. 2 hours of warm up’s followed by 15 minutes of playing time…. WTF. As usual our 185-year-old founding father (Ballbags) put this kennel of younger hash […]
Gee, the new Covid Re-Hash clubhouse is cumming along nicely. We just need to get Miscarriage onto some retrospective council approvals and Bobs your uncle…….what could possibly go wrong.As for […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Covid-283.mp4Virtually, a great run over 5.4km / 1hr 16min which was slowed down significantly by pre-drinks, a planned drinks stop and one on root (never leave your car keys with […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Covid-284.mp4Were dumb, were dumb, were really f&ckin dumb ……. but it turns out at least half of us are also ability challenged as demonstrated by the inaugural NDIS run.I would […]
They say you always remember your first time and the inaugural run of the Arachnophobia Athletic Club will live long in the memory. Captain Eno (hare), set what can only […]
What an evening of culture as the Covid Hash recognised everything that Germany has given to the world including………..beer, really big steins to drink beer out of, kind of weird […]
8 for the walk + 12 for the run = 20 divided by 2 = a perfect 10. By my reckoning that means it was Run of the Year and […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/Covid-288.mp4The innovation in this hash knows no bounds. Clearly the hare (Cum SOC) is shooting for a renaming with his Jizz-a-Lot toilet paper hanging skills. So impressed was the hare […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/Covid-289.mp4Yee-haw. In what can only be described as one the most terrifying Hashoween experiences ever witnessed by this kennel, our illustrious GM took to the stage of the Beginners & […]
Giddy up indeed. Straight from Melbourne Cup festivities the half cut kennel rocked up to the “real” home of the hash, Royal Cascade Gardens, to the clear delight of Y2KY […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Covid-291.mp4As the pipes played (literally), we remembered all those hash men who had made the ultimate sacrifice so we could run (and walk) freely around the streets of Ashmore. In […]
As expected, WTFAI’s Philippine “yacht regatta” involved very little sailing and was way more a tour of Manila’s Makati red light district known for its midget wrestling and girly bars. […]
When the author of “How to set a trail, and win friends” is the hare, ewe know it is going to be a technical trail, and to be fair it […]
It’s not that often the runners cum across the walkers on trail and I certainly can’t remember it happening 45min in with the runners heading back to Tom Rose and […]
It was only a matter of time. With more injuries than an A&E ward on a Saturday night the time has finally cum to acknowledge that the Covid Re-Hash has […]
Who would have thought that the combo of WTFAI and Fresh 🥩 would produce the clear front runner for the prestigious “Run of the Year” award, and what a run/walk […]
Jesus Christ. When will we learn. Jelly…..live hare……what the f&ck!!!!  No surprise then that we went hare, there and everywhere in what can only be described as one of most […]
Well, as usual the 6.30pm run set off when the hare (Arsenic) could be arsed turning up but in what can only be described as an inspired innovation he started […]
Kia Ora, Time to dust off your All Black jersey’s coz tomorrow we celebrate Waitangi Day with a bit of Kiwi Kulture and Hangi feast from a new run location […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/Covid-300.mp4We just hit run #300 for the Covid ReHash, and it was absolute chaos. It was like a primary school disco but with more grey hair and significantly more questionable […]
On On, you bunch of shortcutting, honeypot-sniffing cowards. Let’s talk about Run #306, or as it shall forever be known in the archives of failure: The Miscarried Miscarriage. This run […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Covid-307.mp4Well, it was time for another vicious Covid ReHash run. Run #307, eloquently dubbed the “Peugeot”, took us back into the dark and edgy abyss of the forest trails.Our hare […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Covid-308.mp4Last night’s shenanigans on the Covid ReHash were exactly what you would expect from this motley crew.The lazy Hare put on a stellar digital run after narrowly escaping being completely […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Covid-309.mp4Well, only Gods know how the f#ck we all managed to make it to the start location with 69 Whats App polls issued pre-run all of which contradickted each other […]
Top o’ the mornin’ to ya—or more accurately, top o’ the evening, considering we spent it crawling through the streets like a pack of thirsty leprechauns chasing a pot of […]
The Ominous Start We really should have checked the fine print before heading to a run literally named Hellsfire Pass. The universe wasn’t exactly subtle with the warnings. We started […]
The Build-Up (Or Lack Thereof)It started with a message from our illustrious resident Octogenarian (that is someone over 80 for those of you that don't understand words longer than 6 […]
Our esteemed Patriarch actually managed to locate the correct destination, on the right day, and at the right time. Truly, a miracle for the ages. In his usual professional coaching […]
