It was a good night out with the Gourmet.  The Covid boys did us proud. Front running, eating their fair share and drinking like the pub was about to close.  The highlight […]
What are we doing: o Drinking piss o Getting on the punt o Burning green sausages o Awarding prizes o Anointing the new GM and his mismanagement team o Stumbling […]
To be sure, to be sure the reign of Y2KY Jelly got off to a predictable start with an icing of all-round drinking machine and beloved ex-GM Baaaah Sinster for […]
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What a run……..or more accurately what a bush bashing, crawl and bum slide. A real epic with plenty of claret spilt over the 8km of pure unadulterated torture which took […]
Great run last night. Despite a very isolated tornado over Nerang Forest blowing away all the trail prior to the run (these freak weather events always seem to happen when […]
Lest we forget the courage, mateship, and sacrifice of those who have gone before us so we pay our respects to those who have fallen starting with Gunfire followed by […]
This cumming Monday (1st) the State Government has declared a public holiday to honour one of Queensland’s greatest sporting organisations as it celebrates its 45th birthday ……The Gourmet Hash. […]
What a run. King Chuck would have been so proud of what was a right royal effort baaaaaah for that bitch Me-Gain f#cking it up for everyone as usual. Despite […]
Well, it only took 161 runs to work it out but finally a hare (Derrolicked my Balls) managed to lay a waterproof trail which defeated the 130mm of rain. Literally […]
What a run. As advertised it had a bit of everything for everyone including a tunnel start (Eno, there was no need to take a shit in it), a log […]
Direct from the looney bin our favourite butcher, cum property developer, cum part time lawyer set a trail for the ages………correction, set a trail that took ages. When I say […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Covid-164.mp4Well, the Postman’s Run really did ……….(wait for it) ……….deliver.Despite the absolute confusion about what we were doing the pack set off in the right direction on root to Pacific […]
Following on from the drinking standards set at the AGPU the QBR didn’t disappoint but not before an epic 7.7km no hills one way trail including a quadruple log of […]
Well, it was more of a sprint than a run but lots of fun. If the bonfire wasn’t the highlight, then getting home at a reasonable hour definitely was.
Next Tuesday (6.30pm) were back at HQ (Tom Rose Park) @ 6.30pm for a bigger and better attempt to burn down the forest.
Wear Christmas themed outfit Dress warmly Trail will be set on road, so no forest running if you don’t want! Bring your favourite marshmallow cooking stick
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Pre run meeting point @ Diamond Beach Resort
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Covid-177.mp4What a run! Who would have thought that a pack of UNO cards would result in the best run I’ve been on for at least the last couple of months…..Well […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Covid-178.mp4Well, I think we all know who’ll win the rat c*nting award this year….. Well done to the Sargent for going way too hard, way too early as he gets […]
Next Tuesday Ballbags will be setting the trail from Rotoract Park, Nerang (opposite 1 Balyando Drive).
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Covid-180.mp4What a run. 500 metres of pure unadulterated torture (aka 7 min of no drinking). Luckily, we stumbled across Fat Freddy’s and settled in for a couple of hours of […]
Well, it looks like we can add mountaineering to our list of activities…..The run and walk lived up to its billing as we all agreed we wished we were dead […]
It all kicks off 6.30pm next Tuesday from Chez Ballbags at 3 Karrinyup Place, Robina. The hare has requested an indication of numbers for the 7-course banquet that’s being prepared […]
5pm from Broadbeach Bowls Club (handy for Florida Gardens tram stop). Once we’ve taken on enough fluids at the bowls club, we’ll attempt to find every happy hour on root […]
It’s official. We are now a quiz team with a drinking problem……..Yes, by popular demand (beer voucher expiring) we will be heading back to Fat Freddy’s tonight for most likely […]
Well, it was advertised as choose your own adventure ...........but Jelly took it way too far. 2 hours and 8km after departing on his "quick" walk he somehow managed to […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Run-195.mp4 The promise of Sloppy Seconds certainly resulted in a larger then usual turnout but unfortunately Kirrily let us down by not cumming in time so a dry root was […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Covid-197.mp4What a debacle. Firstly, the hare overcooked the hangi and then sent the walkers on a never-ending journey to all corners of the bush. Despite no one getting lost the […]
新年好,We’ll we certainly saw in the New Year (Chinese) with a bang.Despite the lack of virgin bush the run will live long in the memory for us being chased through […]
Next week’s hare is Fresh Meat with a run/walk/sit from Hinterland Regional Park.
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Covid-200.mp4I’d love to share the 200th run report but I think the following quotes from the night do it far more justice….“If you blokes thought the 200th was a good […]
They say sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words……….. I think they’re right.
To be sure, to be sure tomorrow we belatedly celebrate the patron saint of hash, St Patrick. Paddy (ex GM Limerick HHH) was renowned for setting trail through snake invested […]
Virtually, what a run. A great best effort ever by the hare (Eno) with technology winning the day resulting in a remarkable 38.1 awarded in the circle followed by a […]
May 6th - Monday May Day Holiday - 2400 Run (Hashers only) Start: 5 pm Traditional Public Holiday Start Hare: Sir Black Stump Contribution: Standard GCH3 Run/On On Fee - […]
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Download MapRun https://apps.apple.com/au/app/maprun/id1634949963 or https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=au.com.fne.maprun7&hl=en_AU for a virtually good run/walk this Tuesday at 6.30pm from Forest Entry Gate, Corner of Mylor St & Yarrayne Rd, Nerang.
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Grab your Santa hats and head to Tom Rose Park tomorrow night for a cracker of a night around the fire.
Yep, it’s that time again were we prove just how unfit we really. Tuesday @ 6.30pm.
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Baah Sinister decided that we needed to explore new bush. So the run is set around Varsity Lakes
two, three, four ...let's see you in the Forest Floor
Smokey assures us an award winning run is at hand (as he is probably sitting in his hands while not planning this run
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In the interest of all you dirty f@%kers that want to go get your thing on in the Graveyard, we will be helping you get your (tomb)rocks  off. Get your […]
This week we running from BallBag's place - this means we will probably be getting some golf course action too. So come out swinging (not that kind of swinging you […]
There is always a plan B and Fresh Meat has ensured that we can still clock up some steps by walking from the table to the bar to the condiments […]
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He is back from Vegas but it sounds like it might be a bit of a crap shot tonight. If you play your cards right you might get a lucky […]
He just got back and decided that the stinky smell from you blokes was too much to handle so he is off again. Can he get us lost, I mean […]
Mick is taking us on a run around Margaritaville aka Burleigh Heads.
Well it only took 250 runs but finally a hare worked out how to set a f%ckin great bush trail, piss stop and nosh. Well done to Derrolicked my Balls […]
What da F&ck…..turns out WTFAI isn’t as navigationally challenged as we all thought…..Bloody great runners & walker’s trail set including flour in the forest, piss stop of the year (maple […]
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https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Covid-253.mp4Finally, the Covid Hash achieved something…. It may have only taken Arsenic two years to plan and 15 minutes of hash effort, but the bloody Pianola finally made it safe […]
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A very late contender for Run of the Year (ROTY) and the Karen Pini with 3.7km of pure bush bashing torture up Water Tower Hill. Â Despite the hare being pulled […]
Next week is the Annual General Piss Up (AGPU) were we attempt to drink our body weight in beer and then ride a mechanical bull (what could possibly go wrong). […]
Well, our greatest fears have been realised. The tyrannical reign of Fresh Meat has begun and as threatened for the first time the Covid Rehash now has a book of […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-259.mp4When the Hare finally arrived, fashionably late, and after plenty of pissing and moaning, the GM finally showed up and we were underway.Arsenic took the trail to new heights, we […]
What better way to honour the spirit of the ANZACs than with a splash of rum & milk pre-run, Last Post on the speaker, and a ragtag bunch of blokes […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-261.mp4Freeeeeeeeedom.What a night of South Africa’s finest foods and beers with plenty of Biltong, Boerewors, Bunny Chow, Potjiekos and Castle Lagers to boot. Well, that’s what could have happened, but […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-261.mp4 Ay, Caramba……..Perfecto!!! For the first time in the history of hash the first ever set of 10’s was awarded by both walkers and the runners. A real tour de […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Covid-263.mp4 Well, you always remember your first time (and we’ll never forget this one)………… Ewe know it’s been a cracker of a trail when both walkers and runners, rendezvous in […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Covid-264.mp4 Parking for 40 cars âś…Run recon âś…9kg of flour âś…Virgin trail âś…Piss stop âś…On after Fire âś…Well f#ck me sideways on a Tuesday……someone finally read Ballbag’s guide to organising […]
Despite being advertised as Pepe’s Caca in the forest it was far from shit, in fact it’s fair to say if there was any caca it was in fact…….. “good […]
Wimbledon, Roland Garros, Flushing Meadows and Melbourne Park are all venues synonymous with the greats of tennis and now it’s time to add the Royal Miami Tennis Club to the […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/Covid-267.mp4Despite the best efforts of Australian Customs the hare (Tommy Two Touch) finally escaped the cavity search room at Brisbane International just in time to set what was generally regarded […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/Covid-268.mp4What the f&ck!!!! Does anyone else think the GM is trying to kill us?A mountain climb that will live long in the memory ……for all the wrong reasons. Virgin bush…….the […]
The innovation at this hash has no bounds….. Sure it was an awesome run (8.5km) and walk (4.5km) over 1hr 45min and as advertised with a real sloppy back end […]
This week we are celebrating CANADA DAY July 1st. Soon to be moved to July 4th to be part of US Independence Day. Run will be from Tom Rose Park. […]
It took a few false starts, and plenty of attempts at withdrawing late, but after some arm twisting, Eno, the hare put on a cracker.Apparently there was a walk set, […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Covid-273.mp4Sacre bleu. Who would have thought after all this time we find out the hare (Pepe Le Spew) is not only French but also a chef……incroyable!!In a Bastille Day celebration […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Covid-274.mp4We ran (6.48km / 1hr 12min), we walked (4.48km / 3 days 2 hrs 8 min), we ate (Turkey surprise), we drank (Tun Mid)…..and then some real dodgy half naked […]
What a run / walk!!! Great territory through the Varsity Lakes Wetlands and beyond. A technically challenging trail as technically speaking we had no idea where we were going, that […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Covid-276.mp4What the f&ck!!!! A thinking man’s run my arse but let’s face it the warning signs were there early…..I mean there was still no meeting point communicated (apparently there’s a […]
The prominent display of a women’s tits and ass…….well that's what got a record number of hash men to turn up to the run but either something got lost in […]
With much sadness the Covid Re-Hash wishes to announce the passing of our founding father and legendary hash man Ballbag’s……or at least he will be if he ever forgets to […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/Covid-279.mp4Did you ever hear about the Covid Re-Hashman who went to Hong Kong on an Irish passport and ended up with crabs on Christmas Island. More to cum on this […]
1.45pm, the 198 metre Par 3, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee […]
You know the drill. 2 hours of warm up’s followed by 15 minutes of playing time…. WTF. As usual our 185-year-old founding father (Ballbags) put this kennel of younger hash […]
Gee, the new Covid Re-Hash clubhouse is cumming along nicely. We just need to get Miscarriage onto some retrospective council approvals and Bobs your uncle…….what could possibly go wrong.As for […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Covid-283.mp4Virtually, a great run over 5.4km / 1hr 16min which was slowed down significantly by pre-drinks, a planned drinks stop and one on root (never leave your car keys with […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Covid-284.mp4Were dumb, were dumb, were really f&ckin dumb ……. but it turns out at least half of us are also ability challenged as demonstrated by the inaugural NDIS run.I would […]
They say you always remember your first time and the inaugural run of the Arachnophobia Athletic Club will live long in the memory. Captain Eno (hare), set what can only […]
What an evening of culture as the Covid Hash recognised everything that Germany has given to the world including………..beer, really big steins to drink beer out of, kind of weird […]
8 for the walk + 12 for the run = 20 divided by 2 = a perfect 10. By my reckoning that means it was Run of the Year and […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/Covid-288.mp4The innovation in this hash knows no bounds. Clearly the hare (Cum SOC) is shooting for a renaming with his Jizz-a-Lot toilet paper hanging skills. So impressed was the hare […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/Covid-289.mp4Yee-haw. In what can only be described as one the most terrifying Hashoween experiences ever witnessed by this kennel, our illustrious GM took to the stage of the Beginners & […]
Giddy up indeed. Straight from Melbourne Cup festivities the half cut kennel rocked up to the “real” home of the hash, Royal Cascade Gardens, to the clear delight of Y2KY […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Covid-291.mp4As the pipes played (literally), we remembered all those hash men who had made the ultimate sacrifice so we could run (and walk) freely around the streets of Ashmore. In […]
As expected, WTFAI’s Philippine “yacht regatta” involved very little sailing and was way more a tour of Manila’s Makati red light district known for its midget wrestling and girly bars. […]
When the author of “How to set a trail, and win friends” is the hare, ewe know it is going to be a technical trail, and to be fair it […]
It’s not that often the runners cum across the walkers on trail and I certainly can’t remember it happening 45min in with the runners heading back to Tom Rose and […]
It was only a matter of time. With more injuries than an A&E ward on a Saturday night the time has finally cum to acknowledge that the Covid Re-Hash has […]
Who would have thought that the combo of WTFAI and Fresh 🥩 would produce the clear front runner for the prestigious “Run of the Year” award, and what a run/walk […]
Jesus Christ. When will we learn. Jelly…..live hare……what the f&ck!!!!  No surprise then that we went hare, there and everywhere in what can only be described as one of most […]
Well, as usual the 6.30pm run set off when the hare (Arsenic) could be arsed turning up but in what can only be described as an inspired innovation he started […]
Kia Ora, Time to dust off your All Black jersey’s coz tomorrow we celebrate Waitangi Day with a bit of Kiwi Kulture and Hangi feast from a new run location […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/Covid-300.mp4We just hit run #300 for the Covid ReHash, and it was absolute chaos. It was like a primary school disco but with more grey hair and significantly more questionable […]
On On, you bunch of shortcutting, honeypot-sniffing cowards. Let’s talk about Run #306, or as it shall forever be known in the archives of failure: The Miscarried Miscarriage. This run […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Covid-307.mp4Well, it was time for another vicious Covid ReHash run. Run #307, eloquently dubbed the “Peugeot”, took us back into the dark and edgy abyss of the forest trails.Our hare […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Covid-308.mp4Last night’s shenanigans on the Covid ReHash were exactly what you would expect from this motley crew.The lazy Hare put on a stellar digital run after narrowly escaping being completely […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Covid-309.mp4Well, only Gods know how the f#ck we all managed to make it to the start location with 69 Whats App polls issued pre-run all of which contradickted each other […]
Top o’ the mornin’ to ya—or more accurately, top o’ the evening, considering we spent it crawling through the streets like a pack of thirsty leprechauns chasing a pot of […]
The Ominous Start We really should have checked the fine print before heading to a run literally named Hellsfire Pass. The universe wasn’t exactly subtle with the warnings. We started […]
The Build-Up (Or Lack Thereof)It started with a message from our illustrious resident Octogenarian (that is someone over 80 for those of you that don't understand words longer than 6 […]
Our esteemed Patriarch actually managed to locate the correct destination, on the right day, and at the right time. Truly, a miracle for the ages. In his usual professional coaching […]
